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10 Devastating Action Figure Disappointments


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  1. MY COWORKERS THOUGHT I WAS OVER HERE CHOKING, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it... although, perhaps I need to have Choking Hazard warning on future posts. It's a litigious world we live in. :-)

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  2. I thought the alien from Close Encounters was cool! 30 years later and I'm being oppressed for something that was so bendable, and could melt when placed on hot lamps. Thanks a lot.

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  3. The Horchak and the Ralph Malph are priceless. Probably worth a fortune on ebay

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  4. Dolls like Horshack and RalphMalph were simply civilian victims for my Joker,Penguin,Dracula, and Wolf Man dolls.When life hands you lemons,make lemonade,right?

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  5. Star Trek: The Motion Picture figures were still taking up space in my local toy store five or six years after the movie came out. I remember buying Lt. Ilia and trying to "customize" her with hair. I tried strands of corn silk... awful. I tried shaping dried Elmer's glue into a wig and coloring it with a black marker... it looked like Frankie Avalon's hair helmet. Eventually I gave up and let my little sister have Lt. Ilia... who promptly fed her to our cocker spaniel.

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  6. On the bright side...I wonder if any of these are worth some dough today for being so rare.

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  7. Captain Stubing and Grizzly Adams? Amazing! And awful. A whole lot of no fun.

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  8. The Ralph Malph figure is black! He looks like Greg Morris from "Mission: Impossible!" or "Vega$".

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  9. I'm amazed at how most of the "figures" on your list were made by Mego! Mego is, today, a word that evokes happy memories of childhood...unless you had any of these toys, of course. Not all lines can be World's Greatest Super-Heroes, I guess! Mattel is the second most-represented on your list, and they only had, like, 2 maybe!

    PS: Had a Mego Fonz AND his motorcycle. Sold them a few years back on Ebay and did quite well!

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  10. One Christmas I received Mego Batman, Robin and...Tarzan figures. Let me tell you, it took some imagination to come up with play scenarios involving those 3 characters. Another Christmas I received a Zira figure from Planet of the Apes. What does one do with a female ape action figure? Well, undress it, sure, but then what???

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  11. That's a "Richie Cunningham" figure on a "Ralph Malph" card..

    Al Bigley

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  12. Yeah you hated your parents then when you got these gawd awful things for Christmas, but think. If you had only SAVED them, they would be worth a small fortune now - kind of like that $20 savings bond your grandmother got you in 1975 which is now worth $21.75 (minus a reduction of 40% in purchasing power due to inflation).

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